I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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