This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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