thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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