no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
