Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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