just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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