please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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