The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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