I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My vagina just recognized that song.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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