Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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