Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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