with your own penis?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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