I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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