Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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