I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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