just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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