I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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