Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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