Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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