if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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