So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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