who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Blood and glitter go together right?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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