do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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