my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
he just fucked me for my cheese.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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