I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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