no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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