the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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