he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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