But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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