took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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