Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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