He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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