There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
