Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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