It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
