You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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