At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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