You can't motorboat a personality
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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