I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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