I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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