Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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