he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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