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oh god the rape fog is back!
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
please come you make the beer taste better
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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