You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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