He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
