Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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