So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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