I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
should my penis look like a turkey
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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