nut hugger
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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