All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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