sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
