Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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