so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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