I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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