i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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