i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
