So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Shame - the story of my life.
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